Coffee Shop Name Generator
So you’ve been to all the coffee shops in the area a hundred times. You’ve studied the decor and the atmosphere. You’ve perfected all the French presses and the latte art and the brewing techniques. You took a few business classes in college. You think, “I could do this — I should open up my own shop!”
We encourage this line of thinking. We say, the more the merrier when it comes to coffee shops. Especially in Nashville.
But it’s not just the coffee and tea you have to get right. It’s vital that you come up with the perfect coffee shop name. Your name conveys to the world who you are and what kind of place your shop is. It needs to be unique, fun, and welcoming. A lot of pressure, isn’t it? Don’t worry; we’re here to help.
Without further ado, we present the first ever* very scientific Coffee Shop Name Generator! (oooo, ahhhh…imagine us pulling a dusty sheet off an indistinguishable figure to reveal a giant metal contraption)
Here. We. Go.
Step 1. Find the second letter of your first name:
A- [Your Hometown]
B- Brew
C- Coffee
D- Red
E- Downtown
F- [Pick a noun. Literally any noun.]
G- [Your name]’s
H- Local
I- [Pick a character from Greek mythology]
J- [Your street name]
K- Sips
L- East Side
M- [Last name of your favorite book character]
N- [Pick a number]
O- [Pick an exotic animal]
P- Slow roast
Q- [Pick a noun. Literally any noun.]
R- Barista
S- Hand-crafted
T- The
U- [Your first name]’s
V- Cafe
W- Jittery
X- [Pick a noun. Literally any noun.]
Y- Tea
Z- [Your first pet’s name]’s
Step 2. If your mom’s maiden name begins with A-F, please skip to step 7.
Step 3. If you grew up in a state that starts with an A, insert a period and skip to step 6.
Step 4. If you grew up in a state that starts with an M, insert a comma and skip to step 6.
Step 5. If you grew up in a state that begins with “North” or “South,” insert a colon.
Step 6. Find the last letter of your last name:
A- Eats
B- Bistro
C- Cafe
D- Brews
E- Company
F- Barista
G- Cup
H- House
I- Perk
J- Java
K- Roasters
L- Lounge
M- Mugs
N- Coffee Company
O- Bean
P- Parlor
Q- Coffee and Tea
R- Room
S- Shop
T- Coffee
U-V- Town
W-X- Leaf
Y-Z- Place
Step 7. If you take your coffee black, insert a period.
What’s your shop name? Let us know in the comments!
*probably not first ever
Barista Company
Simple, obvious, yet trendy. I like it.
Mine is East Side Coffee Company
Downtown Room. BOOM.
This sounds almost like a speakeasy. Maybe something similar to J&J’s?
Downtown. Cafe.
I love the punctuation. Very. Trendy.
Mine is just “Lanett” … I only need one word, because I’m so hip.
Downtown.
So chic!
John’s Way Bean
Huh.
That sounds very hipster in a “What is that? A band? An album? A dish?” kind of way.
Zebra. (Boom!)
Oh, I really like that one!
This is the greatest.
Tea Coffee
I broke it…
Hahaha not at all! I’d absolutely go grab a beverage at Tea Coffee!
Poseidon Lounge.
That could be fun–maybe an underwater theme?
I want this to exist in real life.
Local Coffee
Andrews
Well, that’s boring.
UGH I thought of you when I was doing this, and thought you would use “M” as your second letter.
Downtown Coffee Company
A no-frills establishment!
Coffee House. Huh. Catchy.
The Shop.
Hades Perk
Bridgeport Brews
Had to change it a bit for circumstances, but ended up with Sips Shop
Hand-Crafted: Roasters.
3 Roasters
Your all idiots
Aphrodite town
i wanted to start a vintage brunch place and i need help on the naming! according to this blog
it is “Aphrodite Town” ;(